The Shark Tank

snarprunsshit:

I feel like Tumblr knows my life.

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fuckyeahretailrobin:

[Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red, scarlet and black. A robin is sitting on his perch looking to the right.

Top Text: “ARE THESE SCARVES FOR MEN GAY?.”

Bottom Text: “M’AM, SCARVES DON’T HAVE SEXUAL IDENTITY.”]

Today I was just beyond annoyed with this woman. I work at a clothing retailer,and  She monopolized me for twenty minutes as I had to basically hand hold her through our store. I went with her to our men’s floor, only to have her ask me if certain scarves were gay.

Firstly m’am, you’re awfully homophobic, and no, last time I checked wearing a warm weather accessory did not make you anything other than warm.

She told me after I told her that no, the scarves were not in fact, gay, that she didn’t trust a woman opinions on men’s clothes.

Good day.

I believe someone’s forgetting about The Scarf of Sexual Preference.

rsamrwd:

Not about my dad, but good, nonetheless.

Ahaha, so perfect.

Also, follow the guy I reblogged this from.  The quotes from his dad are hilarious.

fuckyeahretailrobin:

[Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red, scarlet and black. A robin is sitting on his perch looking to the right.

Top Text: “OLD MAN UNFOLDS HAND FULL OF CHANGE”

Bottom Text: “TAKE WHAT YOU NEED.”]

No. For the love of fucking GOD, no. Please don’t make me touch your hand. Happens far too often.

You know, I actually don’t mind this too much.  I’m quick when picking out change, and my store provides me with hand sanitizer, so if I feel their hand is gross, I can use it afterward.

rsamrwd:

crimsonscythe:

I do, I really do guys 

Who doesn’t!?

Can’t see why I wouldn’t

shitmydadsays1:

My dad asked me if I wanted a pork chop sandwich. Naturally, I said yes. When I went to the kitchen, I saw him placing a full pork chop between two slices of bread.

Me: Are there bones in that?
Dad: Yeah, but you can pick them out if you want.
Me: …. If I want…..? 

Guess my dad likes to eat bones 

I know something like this has been done before, but this guy’s tumblr. is bound to be a riot.  I know the owner of it, I’ve met his dad, and everything in my experience tells me good things will come of it.  So follow him now, laugh a lot later.

Up and down we go.: Dear Customer who stuck up for his little brother,

sweetupndown:

you thought I didn’t really notice. But I did. I wanted to high-five you. Yesterday I had a pair of brothers in my store. One was maybe between 15-17. He was a wrestler at the local high school. Kind of tall, stocky and handsome. He had a younger brother, who was maybe about 10-12 years old. The…

ALL the pats on the back!

fuckyeahretailrobin:

[Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red, scarlet and black. A robin is sitting on his perch looking to the right.

Top Text: “CUSTOMER WANTS YOU TO DOUBLE BAG”

Bottom Text: “FOR A LOAF OF BREAD”]

fuckyeahretailrobin:

[Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red, scarlet and black. A robin is sitting on his perch looking to the right.

Top Text: “NOT SURE IF CONDENSATION.”

Bottom Text: “OR LEAKY RAW CHICKEN JUICE.”]

Ugh, yikes…I wish people would always put their raw meat in a bag first. It’s no big deal, just one of those silly little things about working in the grocery store. :)

The fact that all three women in this gif are dead makes me sad.

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